Quotes

[maloki]

"The dick of Wei is too big, for what? Is Wei's DICK too big? *continuous ranting about the subject*" - Euc Alypta

[Wei Yan]

"The dick of Wei is too big, for what? Is Wei's DICK too big? *continuous ranting about the subject*" - Euc Alypta

Imagine getting the message texted to you that Euc is talking about your dick while your biking home drunk as fuck1 Nearly fell off my bike. ^^

[Lad Emixam]

"I'm a living legend" - Deathspike

[Wilem-82]

Wei idling for a while at the beginning of the frosty fractal begins losing life due to the debuff. The team is long since ahead, I come back to the first firecamp to res Wei if he needs it. Some time later his huge and menacing guardian crawls out and instead of coming to the fire, defyingly turns and walks slowly to the next one, surviving.

Wilem Cleave: lol wei
Wilem Cleave: with the stack of frostbite?
Wei Yan: what can i say
Wei Yan: like a boss

[Teng Fanglan]

By request:
Maloki, at 3 in the morning:
"we zent that surg"

I'm not even sure what it was supposed to be 

[maloki]

"Make a Dong appreciation thread" - Kameara

not sure if she meant for Hildy, or just in general

[maloki]

"I'm [Tall]" in-game

Followed by, in real life. "See, I am taller than you" - Finessa

[Teng Fanglan]

"You're 16 and I'm 32. I could be arrested for just listening to this" - Vad (to Skinka during the WvW event)

[maloki]

"hehe he... he, just about now realized why I never could find anything useful on the forum
never signed up for access"
- I Am Dansker

[Ling Cao]

"hehe he... he, just about now realized why I never could find anything useful on the forum
never signed up for access"
- I Am Dansker

Now let us all forget about that one person that forgot to login to post on the forums.
Who?
I have no idea ...

[Teng Fanglan]

Now let us all forget about that one person that forgot to login to post on the forums.
Who?
I have no idea ...

This one, you mean?

[Saturn]

^

XD

[Saturn]

Dunno if that qualifies, but... it's a quote from an application post I've just read:

because being lonely is so lonely!

Amazing insight! :D

^^

[Shen Cheng]

^^

The word 'Lonely' has been ruined for me know by Team America: World Police. All I hear now when I see that word is Kim Jong il

[Saturn]

by Team America: World Police.

Hm; never heard about them/that. When it comes to Kim Jong Il... well, I just sometimes remember this video. ^^


Uhm, to not go off topic too much... *thinks of a quote* *checks screenshots* Aaaaah, right; yesterday's guildchat:

Lettie Woods and me congratulated Sneppu for three pieces of wormslayer equipment.
Sneppu: "i actually hate it :p"
Lettie Woods "what? How can you hate something that looks like slime coming out of you?"
Lettie Woods: "wonder how it smells..."