The daily spammage topic

[Noob On Steroid]

Agreed. Of course, the fact that I went to a pub yesterday didn't really help to get out of bed

[Noob On Steroid]

*does small first-post-of-page-dance*

 

[Himiko]

gz ^^

[Himiko]

scared the shit out of me... will he survive? :s

[Noob On Steroid]

He will most likely drink himself into a short coma, and reappear a week later with no recollection whatsoever of what happened

[Wei Yan]

He will most likely drink himself into a short coma, and reappear a week later with no recollection whatsoever of what happened

In the meanwhile I will have climbed the Everest, had sex with Kate Upton and prevented the world from ending in december. Comas are great yo!

[Noob On Steroid]

You can read that as: stumbled over a small pile of gravel, humped an inanimate object with great vigor for a short time and passed out for the entire day on December 21st. 

Of course comas are great, that's why most people never end one!

I know, i know, dark humor is like a good pair of legs: not everyone has it.

[Himiko]

good to have you around so we can understand what wei really tries to say

[Noob On Steroid]

My pleasure

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[maloki]

I know what Wei wants for his bday...

But I guess we won't see him for the entire weekend then...

[Noob On Steroid]

Wei wants:

[maloki]

Wei wants:

Yes! Or a combination of both..


Beer boobs anyone?

[Himiko]

for some reason, that sounds very unsexy

[Noob On Steroid]

I'd rather do body shots than "beer boobs".
Because indeed, it doesn't sound good at all.

Body shots on the other hand ...

[Himiko]

why does that "staff" guy look like he's in pain