I don't know if this is a good place to post it, but I consider myself a great poet, yes yes yes! Today, in a moment of creativity bliss, I wrote THIS:
Little skritt, so very tiny
Dreams a lot of something shiny
Pretty buttons, broken sprockets
Something nice in someone's pockets
(after that some other ideas came to my mind):
Little skritt is very needy
But Finessa is so greedy!
No sparkly gold, no shiny sword
Not even a bit of a kit support!
Uh Finessa! Going naked everywhere
Showing nipples! Has no shame!
(aaaand here my ideas run off, maybe I'll finish it or maybe not :p)