Nice; gz! :)
Bit of a one-sided prize, though. What if someone's not really into drinking lots of alcohol? Okay, there's also the phone... but what to do with the rest? xD
Luckily, it's not me who has won this, so it ain't no problem I guess. ^^ (Yay for double-negation! Languages are indeed complex enough to make wrong things right. :D)