I totally signed papers for a new job today!!! It was glorious, I've not been that excited and happy and felt appreciated in a long time. They totally headhunted me. They knew what skills I had and they wanted to use them.
THEN I WOKE UP!! Realized it was just a dream. ;( FUCK MY LIFE!
I knew it was a dream when you said "headhunters". They always suggest the most stupid jobs to me, like programming iPhone apps (ew closed platforms), or implementing ITIL in a company within a timespan of three weeks (takes at least six months, and then some).
I basically hang up the phone immediately these days to those idiots.
I'm currently with a secondment specialized in IT, so they know my skills, and they can find something to match them.