Twas' the night before Christmas
and all through the guild
Not a member was in world versus world
Except maybe Euc as they danced around fractals
In hopes of Ascend gear
The members were nestled all snug with a beer
while visions of ectos salvaged from greens danced in their heads
And Maloki on her Macbook, and me out recruiting
Had just settled down for more tedious posting
When out in Lions Arch there arouse such a clatter
I went to log in to see what the hell was the matter
Away to my main, and straight to the loading screen
I clicked on the window and queried in chat
The LCD screen shining down on my desk
giving everything a washed out glow
Then what did my skeptical eyes did appear
Members being silly, and exaggerating the chances of drops that appear
With a trolling member from RoF, ego tripping at the gates
I knew in a moment I was going to be distracted until late
More rabid than a badger high on freebase
and he hollered, and shouted, and called all of us names
"Now, Asshole! now, Dickhead! now, Mother Fucker and Bitch!
Come at me, Bastard! Do it you Ass Stain!
From the top at the Vista, and at all the way points
Come at me, come at me, come at me all!
As dry leaves before the hurricane fly
when they meet an obstacle go straight into the sky
So did the ignore requests making the server load high
With everyone's bags full of crap loot, as well as mine too
When after a tinkle, I heard on TS
The slurring, and laughing of Kaladin drunk off his ass
as I was setting up my mic, and turned down the sound
I heard what seemed like through every channel Kaladin was obnoxiously loud
He was surly, and cheery, a right jolly old Norwegian
And I laughed when I heard him in spite of myself
with a click of his mouse, and a twist of his hand
I knew being here I soon might dread
He spoke endlessly word after word
Refilled his whiskey, and then fell over a cliff
Laying a finger on his mouse he returned to a way point with a click
And after giving a laugh he took another sip
He sprang up in his seat, and gave people food he wouldn't miss
Away the mail flew, with most of it useless
But heard him exclaim 'ere as he logged off for the night
"Happy Winter's Day to all, or something like that!"
